josh: LIKE A BOSS! →
cosmicool: dontbreakhearts: “Talk to corporate like a boss.” “Approve memos like a boss.” “Lead a workshop like a boss.” “Remember birthdays like a boss.” “Direct workflow like a boss.” “My own bathroom like a boss.” “Micro-manage like a boss.” “Promote synergy like a boss.” “Hit on…
Muldoon couldn’t believe his luck, there he was in the jungle staring down the...– Jurassic Park fanfic. (via planettampon) (via whiteytighties) (via dubidubidu) (via misterhangman)
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I hate when people call Valentine's Day "V-Day"
MY RIGHT EAR IS FUCKING BURING
misterhangman: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING TO IT? obviously, it’s making the great migration off your head and onto the floor. meaning it’s going to fall off.