July 2011
18 posts
when people say things are "dope,"
it annoys me to no end.
just don’t.
downloading the sims 3 custom content
IS SO INSANELY DIFFICULT.
I JUST WANT PRETTY HAIR AND FURNITURE AND CLOTHINGS, THAT IS ALL.
There are many benefits to having older brothers and/or sisters: they provide a reliable source of advice, they keep the bullies off your back and they can help you build up a healthy alcohol and cigarette dependency long before it’s legal to do so. Now it turns out that older siblings give you someone to look up to. Literally.
Science has proven that having older siblings noticeably stunts your growth. A scientific study following 14,000 British children found that those with three siblings were, on average, one inch shorter than their peers, the youngest being the shortest.
Why? They think one factor is that, along with stinky second-hand clothes and a beat up backpack, the youngest has to make do with a stretched-out, hand-me-down uterus. As a mother goes through multiple pregnancies, she tends to put on weight, has worse blood sugar and generally stops giving a fuck
It’s like making three pizzas. The first one gets all the best ingredients, arranged carefully in a perfect ratio across every slice. For the second one, you find that you’ve run out of cheese halfway through, and you kind of just throw everything on there. For the third, you shit on the pizza just to see how it turns out. If you’re the youngest in your family, you are that third pizza.
Then, after you’re born, it turns out that not only do your parents love your older siblings more than you, they also spend more of their household’s available resources on them. There is simply less time, money and attention available to a family’s youngest child.
In big families, parents cannot provide proper nutrition to their youngest children, presumably because after years of responsible child rearing, they decide that owning a feral scavenger might be a fun change of pace.
Read more: 5 Bizarre Ways Your Siblings Made You Who You Are | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_18693_5-bizarre-ways-your-siblings-made-you-who-you-are.html#ixzz1RwU8qJxS
“Somebody loves you if they don’t mind the quiet. They don’t mind running errands with you or cleaning your apartment while blasting some annoying music. There’s no pressure, no need to fill the silences. You know how with some of your friends there needs to be some sort of activity for you to hang out? You don’t feel comfortable just shooting the shit and watching bad reality TV with them. You need something that will keep the both of you busy to ensure there won’t be a void. That’s not love. That’s “hey babe! i like you okay. do you wanna grab lunch? i think we have enough to talk about to fill two hours!” It’s a damn dream when you find someone you can do nothing with. Whether you’re skydiving together or sitting at home and doing different things, it’s always comfortable. That is fucking love.”
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Thought Catalog, How To Tell If Someone Loves You
Like an idea I didn’t even know I had. This is so perfect.
(via gold-notebook)
I'm petting my dog
and my grandpa walks into the room and goes
“you’re spoiling that dog.”
why would I get a dog just to ignore it…?
